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Really bad jokes continues anew
 
 Shins
 
Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark?
TOUGH LOVE
 
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

 Milk

 

If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?

George Burns - Sermon

 

 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

SATAN

 

Two boys walk home from Sunday school after hearing a powerful sermon on the devil. One boy says, "I'm really scared about all this Satan stuff."
The other boy replies, "Don't worry. You know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad again."